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The Gospel of Tight

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Our Almir, Who resides in steam wallets above, Tightest be thy name, Our dlc come, Our money will be done, On Earth in which DLC once was, Give us this dlc our daily car 4 mod, And forgive those who are not as tight, As we forgive those who try to untighten us, Deliver us from the realm of gaben below, And lead us not into a black hole of lean, But deliver us from the untight, In the name of Almir, Lean, and the tightest tight

After this prayer is said by the Rabi of the local tight synagogue, mass may begin. This prayer is followed by the reading of a passage from the Gospel of Tight, followed by prayer or church hymn. The mass is typically about an hour long. After the hymn, their are prayers. The seats in the synagogue are typically very tight as so to keep the worshippers in tight proximity. This way, they remain as tight as possible. The church consists of a Rabi and his helpers. The sessions happen every Sunday and Saturday. As these are the days of the lord. At the end of the service, worshippers donate DLC money to the Church of Almir.